OKAY LIFE EVENT SNARKY CONGRATULATIONS CARD STATS:
☛ Well, you don't want them to have a bad life experience, right?
☛ Made with FSC certified card stock in 253 gsm weight, resistant to fingerprints and scuffing.
☛ Also made with adobe illustrator, adobe photoshop, pixel voodoo & love.
☛ Comes in a pack of 3 5 x 7 cards.
☛ Nothing on the inside for more writing room, or to leave completely blank- ya know, whichever works for you. Actual Envelope May Vary.
☛ This card represents those of us with either extremely average charisma checks or extremely fantastic charisma checks who can easily get away with something like this.
☛ There is of course a warning on the back: This card should only be given to special people who appreciate your unique sense of humor. This card is not responsible for less than favorable results should you choose to ignore this warning.
☛ Designed by us, stitched & shipped from one of our trusted manufacturers.
☛ Slow, but worth it - usually takes all of 2 weeks to print, stitch & ship to you
☛ Digitally Designed by Jess, our resident graphic designer, ship captain, and make-things-aholic with an art degree.
☛ This was sorted into our Something For Everybody house. We're big believers in everybody's various geekdoms and oddities finding a place and a home, and we believe everyone has a geekdom or an oddity. This item crosses borders and can be enjoyed by someone of any of our houses.
A BIT OF FLAVOR TEXT:
☛ This set of Funny Congratulations Card will not only be honest, but will also let your geek flag fly!
☛ We all have that friend or relation who would say something like this, who would probably love to have a card of this kind in return. If you don't know who that friend or relation is, you might want to ask yourself if YOU are that friend or relation, in which case you should definitely get this card!
☛ We hope this appeals to your love of shiny things, whatever level of geekiness you may proclaim!
☛ Our Automation Pixie Bot can be reached through Facebook Messenger if you need help! Just push the buttons she offers you to get pointed in the right direction. :) Find Her Here. fb.com/msg/RogueCrusadeByJess
SOME THOUGHTS ON GIFTING
☛ Not for you? That's okay, this set is great for any super cool human or laid-back muggle.
☛ Designed with a slick-minded, geek-savvy person in mind.
☛ Designed and collected by our own artists and curators, our treasures are great for a friendly, roguish nerd at heart!
☛ Someone who likes Comics, Sci-Fi, Fantasy, Tabletop Gaming, the list goes on might also like the theme.
☛ Would make a great Christmas & Holiday or Wedding gift for either him or her!
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Jess is owner & captain of the Rogue Crusade. She wears many hats as gnomes often do. She currently does all of the web mastering, much of the customer service and social media marketing, order processing, loot curating, and designing of a huge portion of the loot. She has a BFA in Graphic Design and background in craft industry product development and community theater, and the Crusade is her ongoing mission to bring it all together. Oh, and she’s a total nerd.