Alchemist's Fire Beard Oil For Gamer Geeks
Alchemist's Fire Beard Oil For Gamer Geeks
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    Alchemist's Fire Beard Oil For Gamer Geeks

    Whether your party has stopped for a short rest or a long rest, the most important ingredient to regaining your lost hit points is a comforting fire on your travels. The smells of charred firewood are well enough, but when your mage is skilled in the healing arts, the smells of toasting sweets and chocolate will often permeate the air to add an extra boost.

    Our skilled alchemist has managed to produce this scent in her lab, and it is unsurprisingly one of our most popular fragrances. Using a mix of bright orange lilies found only near the caves of the red dragons and the brown, sweet-smelling mosses of the caves of the dwarves, the magic creates a smooth soap and bright charisma potion that glisten gold in the light.

    Favored by both males and females, this fragrance will instantly transport you to those healing fires on cool nights, where stories come alive.


    ☛ Made with Sweet Almond Oil, Jojoba Oil, Coconut Oil, Avocado Oil, Argan Oil, Evening Primrose Oil, Meadowfoam Seed Oil, Castor Oil, and Shea Butter.

    ☛ Approximately 1 fl. oz of oil in each bottle.

    ☛ Approved scents by many lengths of beard at our private ‘beard scent parties,' from close-cropped to dwarven quality.

    ☛ While this shouldn't be an issue in the bathroom, avoid letting the shea butter solidify in extreme cold. If this should happen just keep it over a vent or in a warm car for a little while to melt back. Do not microwave.

    ☛ WARNING: May attract extra attention with the added scent and shine bonuses.

    ☛ Shipped from what we have on the shelves in the Studio

    ☛ 1-2 Business Days to prepare. 3-5 Days to ship from the Ohio River Valley.

    ☛ Handmade by the ship's Alchemist and Massage Therapist, Jasmynn


    The Rogue Crusade consists of a small band of fantasy-loving nerds who make things, travel to cons and festivals in Ohio and West Virginia, and constantly look out for adventure! Make sure to follow us online, and keep an eye out for us on our next big quest: The International Steampunk Symposium in Cincinnati Ohio!