Perfectly Functional Pair Of Scissors for Ren Fest In Gold by The Rogue Crusade
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- Shipped from our studio in 3-5 days, we have 12 in stock.
- We'll cover US shipping on orders over $50
The handles and sheath are, admittedly, plastic. But don't let that fool you. These. . .Read More
The handles and sheath are, admittedly, plastic. But don't let that fool you. These babies are SHARP. I've used them for everything from paper, to fabric, to string, to cardboard, to tape, to steak. Yes. I have, in fact, cut my steak with them. I couldn't find a knife, okay? The point is (ha- point), they're as sharp today as they were when I received them in 2012.
When I found out they also came in silver & black, my little rogue heart rejoiced. I'm going to attempt to always have some of these lovelies stocked in both the "Pirate" and "Ninja" models.
Actual things people have said seeing me use these scissors:
"Where did you get those?!" - Everybody
"I (bleeping) love the fact that you keep dagger scissors tucked in your (bleeping) pirate boot." - Joe
"Knowing that you use those to make the thing just makes the thing that much better." - Stephanie
"I want these for the office. In black." - Jeremy
"Here, I got you these from Ren Fest. The handles are plastic. I hope that's okay." - Jasmynn, in 2012at Christmas.
Even the outside, not-actually-doing-the-cutting side is sharp. I've accidentally, foolishly cut myself on them before. Totally my bad. Just so you're aware. The sheath is absolutely necessary, not just for the pretty factor.
You see the gnomeling holding them in the product photos? She's 11 here. And a somewhat responsible 11. I wouldn't recommend them for anyone younger than that. These are serious scissors.
Also, the decorative bit at the top of the sheath now has a tendency to come loose if I don't hold it to pull the scissors out. Just a dab of some sort of good glue fixes this no problem. Or find somebody to make you a leather sheath. (Hmm. . . now there's an idea). The scissors themselves will forever be worth it.
A Bit About Our ScissorsOur scissors and snippers are sourced from several different locations, and carefully chosen to fit the theme of the Rogue Crusade to be practical and fantastical at once. Cosplay-worthy pieces that can be tucked in a sheath or held in a boot or added to a leather cuff, you never know when you might need a pair of scissors at a steampunk symposium or con for emergency fixes. Be the hero of your clan.
In an effort to cut confusion, we’ve simplified our shipping rates on the dot-com to price-based levels.
- Just A Little Something: Orders at $5 and under ship for $3.
- Standard Order: Orders from $6-$25 ship for $5.50
- Bit Of A Splurge: Orders from $26-$49 ship for $8.50
- Big Order Thank You: At the current moment US orders $50+ Ship FREE
- A Little Thing, A Long Way: Orders at $5 and under ship for $8 USD
- Standard Order, A Long Way: Orders from $6-$25 ship for $12 USD
- Long-Distance Splurge: Orders from $26-$49 ship for $16 USD
- Big Order, Long Way, Flat Rate: Orders from $50-$500 ship for $20 USD
If something should happen to be wrong with your item, please let us know. Our first desire is to get your purchased item right. If your item is damaged or somehow incorrect, send us a message and we'll see what we can work out together. Nothing but love here.
If getting your item right just isn't possible, wrong size, print's completely wrong, etc, we'll be happy to issue a refund in exchange for the return of the damaged item.
No matter where your item was shipped from, just send it back to:
The Rogue Crusade
132 Portsmouth Road
Gallipolis, OH 45631
When we get the item in our hands we'll send your money back with a bit of sadness in our hearts.
Due to the nature of digital products (can't really "return" them) refunds are only allowed in the most rarest of occasions. A screenshot of error messages sent via Etsy Messages will usually suffice, but in most cases we'd much rather just try a different method of getting you your file.
Please note that 85% of we create ourselves is at least partially processed digitally. Getting from computer to "real thing" is bound to have a few print discrepancies. Colors can be a shade off, placement can be a pixel or five more to the left than you expected. That's just the nature of the beast.
Created Or Curated By Jess
This item was Hand Picked by Jess.
Jess is owner & captain of the Rogue Crusade. She wears many hats as gnomes often do. She currently does all of the web mastering, much of the customer service and social media marketing, order processing, loot curating, and designing of a huge portion of the loot. She has a BFA in Graphic Design and background in craft industry product development and community theater, and the Crusade is her ongoing mission to bring it all together. Oh, and she’s a total nerd.