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Dapper Dwarf Beard Oil For Fantasy Fans

Our alchemist is a Quarter Dwarf on her father's side, glorious beards being a family tradition. So it stands to reason that she'd have a special connection to what appeals to those who are Dwarven at heart.

This special blend of essential oils and in some cases fragrance is Dwarf tested and approved. Use it as a sort of leave-in conditioner on your face-fur, as a skin moisturizer when your beard is in that new itchy phase, or, if you are female or otherwise follically challenged, it works just as well on the top of your head.


☛ Made with Sweet Almond Oil, Jojoba Oil, Coconut Oil, Avocado Oil, Argan Oil, Evening Primrose Oil, Meadowfoam Seed Oil, Castor Oil, and Shea Butter.

☛ Approximately 4 fl. oz of oil in each bottle.

☛ Approved scents by many lengths of beard at our private ‘beard scent parties,' from close-cropped to dwarven quality.

☛ While this shouldn't be an issue in the bathroom, avoid letting the shea butter solidify in extreme cold. If this should happen just keep it over a vent or in a warm car for a little while to melt back. Do not microwave.

☛ WARNING: May attract extra attention with the added scent and shine bonuses.

☛ Shipped from what we have on the shelves in the Studio

☛ 1-2 Business Days to prepare. 3-5 Days to ship from Appalachian Ohio.

☛ Handmade by the ship's Alchemist and Massage Therapist, Jasmynn


Our beard oils are home-brewed by one of our in-house alchemists. This fine concoction was discovered on a quest through time and is the perfect gift for any fine dwarf looking for an every-day method of ensuring proper beard care. All our aroma alchemy products are made by individual crafters in Ohio who love to play with scent and study the arts of self-care. If you're looking to treat yourself, give a gift to a geeky friend or relative, or just add a little fantasy inspiration to your daily routine - Rogue Crusade's oils, soaps, lotions, and other home-brewed items are singing your name!

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