Pretend It's A Plan Tote Bag For Clever Friends

Pretend It's A Plan Tote Bag For Clever Friends

$ 39.00

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Our jokesters and pranksters, punners and sarcasmers have scoured the interwebz and put their brains together to design this witty Pretend It's A Plan Tote Bag. Without further ado, here are the details:

☛ 100% Polyester Textured Canvas withstands everyday use while looking fantastic. Also made with pixel magic & vector voodoo

☛ High-End Faux Leather Straps come in three colors.

☛ The option for magnetic closure and a lining with POCKETS makes this a perfect haversack for every day use.

☛ Hand wash in cold water (max 30C or 90F), Do Not Bleach, Hang to Dry, Do Not Dry clean.

☛ Boxed corners. Front and Back sides are sewn together by creating extra space on sides which adds more room.

☛ Designed by us, Printed, Stitched & Shipped by one of our trusted manufacturers.

☛ 7-10 Business Days to print and stitch. 3-5 Days to ship from Canada.

☛ Designed by Jess Thompson, our resident graphic designer, ship captain, and make-things-aholic with an art degree.

So, this one was a quote, but makes a very fitting motto of gnomes and certain time-travelers. This is kind of how I live my life, and is certainly how I’m feeling right at this moment.

We've completely leveled up our bag-of-holding game with our amazing line of Urban Tote Bags. Fantastic catch-all carryables with faux leather handles and a lining with pockets make this an investment worth making! Coming from our manufacturer in Canada, we're perfectly confident in the quality of these pieces. Enjoy your upscale questing.

by Jess


Jess is owner & captain of the Rogue Crusade. She wears many hats as gnomes often do. She currently does all of the web mastering, much of the customer service and social media marketing, order processing, loot curating, and designing of a huge portion of the loot. She has a BFA in Graphic Design and background in craft industry product development and community theater, and the Crusade is her ongoing mission to bring it all together. Oh, and she’s a total nerd.




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