Our jokesters and pranksters, punners and sarcasmers have scoured the interwebz and put their brains together to design this witty I Stole This Card Greeting Card. Your time is precious, here are the details:
☛ Made with FSC certified card stock in 253 gsm weight, resistant to fingerprints and scuffing. Also made with pixel magic & vector voodoo
☛ Comes in a pack of 3 5 x 7 cards.
☛ This card represents those of us with either extremely average charisma checks or extremely fantastic charisma checks who can easily get away with something like this.
☛ Nothing on the inside for more writing room, or to leave completely blank- ya know, whichever works for you. Actual Envelope May Vary.
☛ There is of course a warning on the back: This card should only be given to special people who appreciate your unique sense of humor. This card is not responsible for less than favorable results should you choose to ignore this warning.
☛ Designed by us, Printed, Stitched & Shipped by one of our trusted manufacturers.
☛ 7-10 Business Days to print and stitch. 3-5 Days to ship from Canada.
☛ Designed by Jess Thompson, our resident graphic designer, ship captain, and make-things-aholic with an art degree.
This would be an excellent signature card for the roguish types. Or for when you’re raiding somebody’s greeting card stash and happen to see it in the pile. Perfect for all occasions.
We all have that friend or relation who would say something like this, who would probably love to have a card of this kind in return. If you don't know who that friend or relation is, you might want to ask yourself if YOU are that friend or relation, in which case you should definitely get this card!
Jess is owner & captain of the Rogue Crusade. She wears many hats as gnomes often do. She currently does all of the web mastering, much of the customer service and social media marketing, order processing, loot curating, and designing of a huge portion of the loot. She has a BFA in Graphic Design and background in craft industry product development and community theater, and the Crusade is her ongoing mission to bring it all together. Oh, and she’s a total nerd.