Pirate's Rations Beard Oil For Pirate Fans
Pirate's Rations Beard Oil For Pirate Fans

    Pirate's Rations Beard Oil For Pirate Fans

    $ 12.00
    Looking for something citrusy to take with you on your adventures on the high seas to keep scurvy at bay? We’ve got just the thing for you. While you can’t actually consume our alchemist’s concoctions, the fragrances she’s put together in this blend will remind you of the most important elements in a pirate’s stocks: Bright orange peels and citrus zest, balanced with fresh bay leaves and just a touch of rum.

    The Pirate’s Rations soap brick is a no-nonsense cream color that appeals to male and female alike that is flecked with pirate gold mica, and it is a popular choice in our beard and hair oils. The Charisma Bonus potion is clear with gold swirls. All that glitters ain’t gold, mate, but it sure is pretty.


    ☛ Made with Sweet Almond Oil, Jojoba Oil, Coconut Oil, Avocado Oil, Argan Oil, Evening Primrose Oil, Meadowfoam Seed Oil, Castor Oil, and Shea Butter.

    ☛ Approximately 1 fl. oz of oil in each bottle.

    ☛ Approved scents by many lengths of beard at our private ‘beard scent parties,' from close-cropped to dwarven quality.

    ☛ While this shouldn't be an issue in the bathroom, avoid letting the shea butter solidify in extreme cold. If this should happen just keep it over a vent or in a warm car for a little while to melt back. Do not microwave.

    ☛ WARNING: May attract extra attention with the added scent and shine bonuses.

    ☛ Shipped from what we have on the shelves in the Studio

    ☛ 1-2 Business Days to prepare. 3-5 Days to ship from the Ohio River Valley.

    ☛ Handmade by the ship's Alchemist and Massage Therapist, Jasmynn


    The Rogue Crusade consists of a small band of fantasy-loving nerds who make things, travel to cons and festivals in Ohio and West Virginia, and constantly look out for adventure! Make sure to follow us online, and keep an eye out for us on our next big quest: The International Steampunk Symposium in Cincinnati Ohio!