Second Breakfast Beard Oil For Fantasy Fans
Second Breakfast Beard Oil For Fantasy Fans
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    Second Breakfast Beard Oil For Fantasy Fans

    The meal times of halflings are the stuff of legend, and none are so beloved as the second breakfast. After a first wake-up of potion of haste and a light treat, the second breakfast is spread out on the table for the household and their guests. The country folk and townsfolk alike especially enjoy their fresh goats’ milk and honey, and it’s these warm scents that our alchemist has captured in her labs.

    A creamy soap brick with honey yellow swirls, it is beloved of both male and female of all races. There’s nothing more comforting than a Halfling’s Second Breakfast. It also makes a heavenly lotion bar and Dwarven Oil.


    ☛ Made with Sweet Almond Oil, Jojoba Oil, Coconut Oil, Avocado Oil, Argan Oil, Evening Primrose Oil, Meadowfoam Seed Oil, Castor Oil, and Shea Butter.

    ☛ Approximately 1 fl. oz of oil in each bottle.

    ☛ Approved scents by many lengths of beard at our private ‘beard scent parties,' from close-cropped to dwarven quality.

    ☛ While this shouldn't be an issue in the bathroom, avoid letting the shea butter solidify in extreme cold. If this should happen just keep it over a vent or in a warm car for a little while to melt back. Do not microwave.

    ☛ WARNING: May attract extra attention with the added scent and shine bonuses.

    ☛ Shipped from what we have on the shelves in the Studio

    ☛ 1-2 Business Days to prepare. 3-5 Days to ship from the Ohio River Valley.

    ☛ Handmade by the ship's Alchemist and Massage Therapist, Jasmynn


    The Rogue Crusade consists of a small band of fantasy-loving nerds who make things, travel to cons and festivals in Ohio and West Virginia, and constantly look out for adventure! Make sure to follow us online, and keep an eye out for us on our next big quest: The International Steampunk Symposium in Cincinnati Ohio!