Teakstone Beard Oil For Gamer Geeks
Teakstone Beard Oil For Gamer Geeks

    Teakstone Beard Oil For Gamer Geeks

    $ 12.00
    The caves of the dwarves are full of strange stones, ores, and materials only known to them. Our crew’s alchemist, who is a quarter dwarf on her father’s side, has had a long-standing deal with her distant relatives to have their more curious wonders imported to her laboratory. Dwarvish Teakstone is one such wonder.

    Similar in fragrance to the Teakwood Forests of the Humans and Elves, Teakstone will smell familiar to a visitor from aboveground. This intriguing blend will remind them of fallen leaves, fresh citrus, smoky fire, patchouli and amber, but the delivery will be in a smooth brick of cool grey stone.

    Too weak a material for building, but an obvious choice for soaps and lotions, the dwarves have capitalized on this property for generations in the trade with alchemists. It glistens silver in our Charisma Potions, and retains its stoney grey in our soap bricks. Great for males and females, this magical stone will somehow remind you more of the elvish forests than the dwarven caves.


    ☛ Made with Sweet Almond Oil, Jojoba Oil, Coconut Oil, Avocado Oil, Argan Oil, Evening Primrose Oil, Meadowfoam Seed Oil, Castor Oil, and Shea Butter.

    ☛ Approximately 1 fl. oz of oil in each bottle.

    ☛ Approved scents by many lengths of beard at our private ‘beard scent parties,' from close-cropped to dwarven quality.

    ☛ While this shouldn't be an issue in the bathroom, avoid letting the shea butter solidify in extreme cold. If this should happen just keep it over a vent or in a warm car for a little while to melt back. Do not microwave.

    ☛ WARNING: May attract extra attention with the added scent and shine bonuses.

    ☛ Shipped from what we have on the shelves in the Studio

    ☛ 1-2 Business Days to prepare. 3-5 Days to ship from the Ohio River Valley.

    ☛ Handmade by the ship's Alchemist and Massage Therapist, Jasmynn


    The Rogue Crusade consists of a small band of fantasy-loving nerds who make things, travel to cons and festivals in Ohio and West Virginia, and constantly look out for adventure! Make sure to follow us online, and keep an eye out for us on our next big quest: The International Steampunk Symposium in Cincinnati Ohio!